Ron [Relationship Poem] (notice this is a concrete poem in the shape of a bottle of scotch)

Ron

 

 

From the tree of life

A man fell like a fruit,

With a smokin’ hot wife

And a burgundy suit.

 

With salon quality hair

And a voluptuous moustache.

While none were aware,

He rose to fame in a flash.

 

At the peak of popularity in the broadcasting business,

He was fired from his job – that man is fearless.

He cussed on T.V. and moved to a Winnebago.

He was the best new anchor in all of San Diego.

 

At a revolutionary twenty four hour news station,

He arose to the top; he was a star of the nation!

With his newfangled fame he shone like a light,

And I said to him “Mr. Burgundy, you’re alright!”