Parody of Sonnet XVIII by William Shakespeare by Ryan Schimpf

Parody of Sonnet XVIII by William Shakespeare by Ryan Schimpf

 

Shall I compare thee to Ron Burgundy?

Thou art more classy and more outstanding.

Critics do shake the esteem of the team,

And Ron’s voice hath a place in broadcasting.

Sometimes too bright the man of heaven race,

And often is his complexion outshone;

And every hair and hair always in place,

His tremendous work will never be done;

But his eternal sheen will never dim

Nor lose possession of that class thou ow’st;

Nor shall Death take the fame away from him,

When on T.V. his grandeur shall grow’th:

You are like him but he is much better,

That Ron Burgundy was a trend setter.