Ode to Ron Burgundy

Ode to Ron Burgundy

Man of legend,

Moustache of legend.

 

You have taken great strides in the world of news broadcasting.

With a voice that can make a kitten purr,

And salon quality hair.

A need for scotch and women.

You have raised sharks as your own,

And reached the number one ratings slot in San Diego.

You can talk to dogs, and women, without a flaw.

You’re one classy fellow,

And you wrote a hell of a book.

 

Your philosophy is that “Sometimes people don’t want the truth. They just want the news.”

This has allowed you to achieve fame.

With a tall glass of scotch and your fellow news team,

It’s that time again, to give people what they want – the news.